I had a dream last night. Not a cool classy Martin Luther King dream,
Just one where I was shopping in an endless shop with a huge saleswomen team.
Beyond the frustration of the end of winter sales that it made me feel
I remembered that I wanted to talk to you about the sales persons deal.
From my point of view, in reality, selling clothes or just various stuff
Must be either boring or depressing, if they smile, it must only be sale-bluff.
Nonetheless, in movies and series, which are clearly my ultimate source of education,
Sales persons are either perfect bitches or really enthusiastic about their mission.
So, Alex in Happy Endings or Reed in Valentin’s Day aren’t close to reality, what a distress!
I’ll end up taking a second hand catchphrase, everybody has one in the US.