The music universe may sound dreamy to some people
But looking TV and movies, I must say I’d rather stay away from this poisoned apple.
From the beginning they had us discover a so not groovy Mozart in Amadeus,
That we turned gladly to blind and drug addict Ray Charles with a film title half-eponymous.
In Once, the lost girl and hoover fixer guy breakthrough in music looked quite tough.
And in flight of the Conchords, well, being New Zealanders was already bad enough.
Then, there was August Rush who was, yes, a music genius but he had a big family issue
And as for John Lennon, he spent much of his time in Nowhere Boy feeling sad and blue.
After all, it’s in Some Like It Hot that their life seems to stink the less.
I undeniably need a catchphrase, everybody has one in the US.