I could decide to go to NYC and make money on a non conventional way.
I’d end up in prison but I studied the possibility and it might be OK.
Of course, I’m not expecting a Midnight Express Jail, that I wouldn’t survive.
If I know poker enough, as Edward Norton did in Rounders, I’ll stay alive.
I didn’t go to med school, so I couldn’t be a great diagnostician.
Too bad because I saw Dr House finding his way out and being treated as a gentleman.
If I ever want to escape, I shall remember to bring my hair treatment,
I saw how O’ Brother’s guys got saved by it when death was imminent.
I’m fine : I know Madonna’s Like a Virgin, it really helped Bridget Jones in distress.
I vitally need a catchphrase, everybody has one in the US.