Today I woke up with a big cold.
Call in sick would look kind of old
Since I can easily work from bed.
So my point is actually right ahead.
In movies and TV they keep call in sick
when, in fact, so to speak
John Cage just wants to act mexican
and Lorelai Gilmore just has her heart broken.
I still need a catchphrase nonetheless,
Everybody has one in the US.