Running an hotel can be quite a risky business
The late Tower Heist reminded it to us with a kind of accurateness.
But before that, running the Barton Fink hotel with John Goodman around
Or being partner with Norman Bates were already propositions I would have turned down.
I wouldn’t want to be the one to deal with Chuck Bass Empire Hotel either,
It’d be hard work to find a cleaning staff that would accept to stay more than one hour.
But on that subject, working for the Chateau Marmont in Sofia Coppola’s Somewhere
Looks even worth. Fortunately, Lorelai Gilmore’s Dragonfly is a nice place: clean and fare.
So either I move to Stars Hollow, Connecticut, or I don’t step in the hotel business!
I admirably need a catchphrase, everybody has one in the US.