Once upon a time, I wanted to live in New York.
No, wait, that’s today! But, first, I need to find some work.
I’ve seen American people working in movies and TV shows
And, well, let’s see how that goes:
Catherine Zeta Jones showed me how to be a cook
And Hugh Jackman, how to write a book.
From Primal Fear to Drop Dead Diva, I taught my way through Law school
Barney Stinson and James Bond…. They just enlightened the importance of being cool.
Anyhow, working seems easier (ask Anne Hathaway) than being a princess,
And I’m going to need a catchphrase, everybody has one in the US.